John Pinney

Cancer June 21-July 22 Dearest Cancer, this week your fondest wish is for your favorite food to appear in a dish. Be it lunch, dinner, breakfast or brunch, I know…

Cancer June 21-July 22 You have the best legs and the most musical talent in your family. You shouldn’t be surprised and should be able to flaunt these gifts. Don’t…

Cancer June 21-July 22 Try Pop-Tarts as a base for that cheesecake you’re making this week. The results will rock your world if you stick to your favorite Tart flavor….

Cancer June 21-July 22 Someone from your past is thinking of you this week and they miss you as much as you miss them. I say, go for it. Leo July…

Cancer June 21-July 22 Nothing says sunny days of summer like a Netflix marathon of Orange Is the New Black in a dark room with diet Dr. Pibb and Flamin’…

Gemini May 21-June 20 Have you ever considered how you react when your temper flares? That little pain in your chest is your heart telling you that holding back might…

Aries March 21-April 19 I’m not shocked no one wanted to take you to see Pitch Perfect 2, Aries. We both know in our heart of hearts that you really…

Gemini May 21-June 20 Okay, so do you remember, like, last Thursday when you did that screening of Clueless or whatever? Oh my god, that friend that your friend brought…

Taurus April 20-May 20 Green is the color of your true love’s eyes. At least, it kind of looks like green. There might be flecks of gold in it. Maybe…

Taurus April 20-May 20 There is nothing in the rulebook of life that says you can’t go after your dreams. Unless your dream is to be lit on fire. Maybe…

Gemini May 21-June 20 Why is it that we discuss Hamlet in more than one theater class? It’s because revenge is a popular topic, which is why you’re the center…