Where the Hef is the beer?

So you’ve made your first trip to campus. You’ve done all the obligatory “welcome to campus” shit, and had a quick and dirty meal...

What the ¡UNST! is UNST?

So you’re new to campus, you’ve just registered for classes and you’ve already bought your textbooks? Good job so far! But what the heck...

Study your pants off at the library

The Millar Library, located at 1875 SW Park Ave., is one of the largest buildings on campus and perhaps one of the most underutilized...

So, whatcha whatcha whatcha want…to eat?!

Look at you—bright-faced, full-of-life newbie to the university campus lifestyle. Everything around you looks tantalizing and you want to try out all of your...

Fo free, foo!

Hey, Westsiders! Break out of your bubble and cross the damn river. The Portland Streetcar is free for students. This form of transportation can...

Time to get rec’d!

Every term students pay a fee of nearly $50, included on top of their tuition, to use the Academic & Student Rec Center. It’s...

Spread those wings, young fledglings

Are you the outdoorsy type? Do you enjoy doing homework accompanied by mother nature? If you answered yes to these questions, or your interest...

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Arts & Culture

Fancy finals week pasta

My thoughts on wine are best summed up by, It’s great if I’m already drunk because if I’m already making questionable life decisions, I...

Opinion

The potential of our grizzlies

Several weeks ago I wrote a piece examining Betsy DeVos’ now famous “potential grizzlies” comment, in conjunction with Congress passing a new bill to...