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Horoscopes for the week of 5/1

From Mystic J; Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
People might tell you that history is against you and that you can’t accomplish your goals. Which is their prerogative, but if you don’t try to buck the trend then their prophecy will become true regardless.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You have the ultimate control over your destiny. Though the love of your family and friends might raise you to great heights, only you have the power to keep yourself from tumbling down to earth.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
This week is a bit of a Sophie’s choice for you. Either outcome could break your heart or your spirit, but that doesn’t mean you can avoid making a choice altogether. Don’t get trampled in the middle of the road.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Your life is not a game to be taken lightly. Gambling and fate may seem like fun ways to pass the time, but without putting intention into the universe you are little more than a boat riding the waves.

Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leave a positive legacy in the world if you can. Do more than just go out and serve the city, serve with the intention that your gifts and skills are meant for more.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Be vigilant in your daily life because there are clues leading to your future all around if you are only observant enough to see them. Whether those clues are good or bad is another matter entirely.

Libra (September 23- October 23)
Minds can be expanded to think beyond their current circumference. It’s not just about thinking regarding your future but about the impact your present and future can have upon those around you.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21)
The counter-cultural mindset you witness on a daily basis has had a profound impact upon you and you must decide what to do with your shifting desires. It would not be disastrous to embrace them but that is not a door you can go back through afterwards either.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Random chance is just as useful to one as Calvinism is to another. Whether you believe in predestination or just letting things happen, there is an upcoming event this week that will change everything.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
The damage that has been done in your relationship can be fixed if you embrace the notion that your guilt can not only be absolved but that true repentance will reap a great reward later on if you can face the truth.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Even at the risk of unpopularity, you must tell a story and stand for the good you believe in. Others may abandon or forsake you, but hey, a life without risk means you might as well have been born a moldy cheese instead.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)
It’s been very easy for you to be used as a doormat, but a circumstance may change that allows you to not just find but to also use your backbone to your profit.