Dear Professor Sport Ball, I live in a house divided. My father loves the Dodgers, my mother loves the Athletics, and I am a lonely Mariners fan. From spring training…
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Portland sports Portland Timbers at Toronto FC Saturday, May 23, 2 p.m. Portland Thunder at Orlando Predators Saturday, May 23, 4 p.m. Portland Thorns vs Houston Dash Saturday, May 23,…
Crime and punishment in light of Deflategate
Everybody can’t stop talking about balls. Everybody has balls on the brain. This ball is too heavy. This ball is too light. This ball is just right. Balls. Balls. Balls….
Judicial Review Board amends student government elections timeline
The Associated Students of Portland State University Judicial Review Board approved a motion on April 22 to amend the student government elections timeline and reopen candidate registration. The timeline was…
Second hand is good as new
My jeans have the faded and ingrained outline of an iPhone 4 in the left front pocket. I store my phone in my right front pocket and currently use an…
ASPSU senate candidate Patrick Vroman departs from SUSOST slate
In a statement provided to the Vanguard, Associated Students of Portland State University senator candidate Patrick Vroman declared that he is disassociating himself from the Step Up, Speak Out, Stand…
Records reveal ASPSU presidential candidate Tony Funchess convicted of sodomy and attempted rape
Court records obtained by the Vanguard reveal that in 2007 Tony Funchess, presidential candidate for the Associated Students of Portland State University, pled guilty to attempted rape II for an…
ASPSU proposes changes to constitution
The Associated Students of Portland State University seeks to institute substantive changes to the student government constitution. Alterations to the constitution will be put to vote by the student body….
A dog and its boy
When I was young I wanted to go on an adventure. Being the timid and allergy stricken kid I was, chances were pretty slim I’d make it on my own…
Is James Franco the devil?
There’s no concrete evidence, but James Franco just might be the Devil. Alright, so maybe James Franco isn’t actually the Devil—that’s a little bit of a stretch—but he plays someone…
Are you not entertained?
You’re a student, and it’s a Friday night. This can only mean one thing—it’s time for a night out. While many of your cohorts might prefer to indulge in a…