Today’s Birthday (April 29)
Commiseration.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Altercation.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Participation.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Elimination.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Fermentation.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Deliberation.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Condemnation.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Alliteration.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Amalgamation.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Corporation.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Masturbation.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Inflammation.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Cancellation.
– Your Psychic Friend at the Vanguard