Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.
Aries March 21-April 20
Three 10-page papers.
They are due a day apart.
No rest for you soon.
Taurus April 21-May 20
TV will distract
Even the best of students.
Throw it in the trash.
Gemini May 21-June 21
Tons of books to read.
A million papers to write,
I’m getting headaches.
Cancer June 22-July 22
It would be so cool,
To just go away on trips,
Rather than to class.
Leo July 23-August 22
Do you want a pet?
They can be lots of trouble.
Wait till you’re ready.
Virgo August 23-September 22
Are your feet stinky?
You are in luck, my good friend!
It’s sandal season!
Libra September 23-October 23
Are you a senior?
Do not stop working just yet.
The term is not done.
Scorpio October 24-November 21
Try to work ahead.
You will get much less stressed out.
And school will suck less.
Sagittarius November22-December 21
Playing the Frisbee
Can be very dangerous
In the South Park Blocks.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
You are tired of school?
Everyone else is too.
Take some more long naps.
Aquarius January 21-February 19
The meatloaf was bad,
And it made you very sick.
You should learn to cook.
Pisces February 20-March 20
That 10-page paper
Did not write itself, did it?
Staying up so late!