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Ghost jokes

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie! or Mali-Boo
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end.
Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich.
Q: What do you call a ghost’s mother and father ?
A: Transparents.
Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes.
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!
Q: How do ghosts learn songs?
A: They read the sheet music!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
A: High sghoul!
Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken to!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A: A terror-dactyl!
Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference?
A: The spooksperson!
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: Howdo you boo, sir?
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo’s!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost’s football team?
A: The ghoulie!
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat!
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!