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Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
School is way too hard

Can’t you just give me an A?
Easier for all.

Taurus April 21-May 20
Let’s have class outside
Just let us sit in the sun
We’ll like you better.

Gemini May 21-June 21
Songs stuck in your head
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Please make it stop now.

Cancer June 22-July 22
Making it to class?
I didn’t really think so
Only two more weeks.

Leo July 23-August 22
Moving is so lame
It will suck your will to live
Better get going.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Early morning class
Cuts your sleep off. Makes you mad
Try and get more sleep.

Libra September 23-October 23
Sunscreen is healthy
Keeps you from getting cancer
So slather it on.

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Summer is so hot
Windows open, fans are on
We sweat like we’re men.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Summer means drinking
And overindulgences
That’s why it’s so fun.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
You will be so glad
This coming week will be good
And you’ll be happy.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Men fall at your feet
You are irresistable
Take your pick honey!

Pisces February 20-March 20
Prof give us a break.
Our bladders are getting full
Please let us go pee.