Horoscopes for the week of 4/03

From Mystic J; Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel.

Aries (March 21–April 19)
You might find that quite a few things make you extra tense this week, but you will also have an opportunity to alleviate that tension with some welcome distractions.

Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Don’t just sit on the couch and let time pass you by! Get out there and have some experiences before you look back on your life with shameful regret.

Gemini (May 21–June 21)
Not just anyone could fill your shoes. There is something different enough about you that others would have trouble coming up with your ideas.

Cancer (June 22–July 22)
Are you being your authentic self around your new group of friends? The flip side of pretending to be someone else is losing who you actually are in the disguise.

Leo (July 23–August 22)
Somewhere in the back of your brain is a fiendish plan you’ve spent forever working on. But the ends don’t justify the means, and getting what you want will come back to bite you.

Virgo (August 23–September 22)
You’ve worked all your life to be a conscientious citizen, and you’re finally seeing some fruits from those efforts. But being a good citizen may come at a cost this week.

Libra (September 23–October 23)
Consider that each week can be like a mini new year. Resolve to meet certain smaller goals and watch how the mountains in your life begin to crumble into passable roads.

Scorpio (October 24–November 21)
Those fantastical ideas running around inside your head would make excellent stories. Consider keeping some sort of journal to look over later.

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
You have an opportunity this week to bring joy to someone’s world. It could be a very small thing like a cup of coffee or paying it forward, but that might make all the difference.

Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
The changing of the weather will give you a great opportunity to go through some true spring cleaning. Consider donating clothes and goods to charities.

Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
You’ll have to be a go-getter this week to get what you want. Sometimes instead of waiting for good luck to happen, you have to make it yourself.

Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Though you might feel that this week is an avalanche, you have expert skiing experience and shouldn’t be afraid you’ll be pulled under—only afraid of what the test might reveal.