Aries
March 21-April 19
Sometimes you are thrust in a position of power you didn’t necessarily want. However, this does not mean that you’re unable to rise to the occasion. Get on with your bad self!
Taurus
April 20-May 20
Beware of your own selfish nature, for the darkness inside of you can quash any light and endanger you to be haunted by evil clown dolls.
Gemini
May 21-June 20
That one friend of yours that always seems to have a harebrained scheme up their sleeve is actually on to something this week. Get involved and enthused!
Cancer
June 21-July 22
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, don’t open an antique chest, especially if you’re breaking into a haunted house on a dare. Just don’t.
Leo
July 23-August 22
Your intelligence may work against you this week, Leo. There are those scheming to see you fail and seem to know just how smart you are. Can you outwit them?
Virgo
August 23-September 22
This week your suspicions about authority will be proved correct. Sidestep the Harry Potter way, if necessary.
Libra
September 23-October 22
You are not safe from a moment in your past that you regret. The universe always remembers and is always plotting. Seeking responsibility may be your only recourse.
Scorpio
October 23-November 21
Ride along with a friend this week seeking love and adventure. Not only will you go unexpected places, but even you may find something you’ve been seeking.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
Scarecrows don’t always just strike fear into the hearts of crows. Legends have it that they can do much more and they are deadly when pushed or mocked.
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
It may seem strange to you, but the paranormal may come to your doorstep this week. Prepare to greet these entities with all the hospitality you can muster.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Those who seek to keep you in chains may find this week that not only are you more clever than they recently believed, but you are worth your weight in freedom.
Pisces
February 20-March 19
Evil forces beyond your control will test you to the limits of your will this week. But you do have your own power to defeat it, if you dare seek what it is inside of your heart.
