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Ira Kortum:Love or something like it

Ahh, l’amore, dating, true love, finding your mate, soul connection, marriage – so many wonderful things to look forward to and hope for.

Now, not to take away from it all, but to a lesser extent something that, due to social constrictions, gets ignored or overlooked but is just as important is … can you guess? That’s right: gettin’ freaky, scoring, getting some, doing it, humping, getting laid, riding the pony, waxin’ it down, bustin’ for the big O, screwing, poppin’ the cherry, knocking one out, gettin’ it on, getting your freak on, and so on and so forth.

Or to more simply put it, having sex.

In all the hustle and bustle, so much is focused on the “OK” parts of this lovers’ holiday that the other parts, which are just as interesting, get left behind somewhat.

Romance is fun and good and necessary, but let us not forget that there is nothing wrong with what two consenting adults can do and get up to after a little wine and wooing. And for those adults, this article is especially for you. Find a friend, find a stranger, just find someone and take that chance. You have the perfect excuse, “Oh, I’m sorry it’s Valentine’s Day, and I guess I just got caught up in the moment.”

Go ahead, be a little naughty, and try to earn that spankin’ that you’ve wanted for a while from that certain special someone. Maybe take someone who you know is “up” for a little adventure to someplace out in the forest or to a secluded place on the beach, but the main theme here would be outside. Maybe in the car? You could try to find a place that has yet to be “christened” in your apartment or your house. The ideas and possibilities are endless.

The point is that life is too short. And if you’re the kind of person who needs that little extra shove to get out the door and on your feet to what you want, well, here’s a whole day just for you! Just as this article is just for you! Go on now, get up and get to it. Have a good time, have a SAFE time, and have a happy St. Valentines Day!