Name that ass

So, you think you know asses? You don’t know no asses! Now’s your chance to prove your knowledge of famous derrieres. Now that J. Lo’s rump is outta style, you’ve gotta get up on all the new ass that’s available. The Vanguard provides you with this quiz to test your level of ass recognition. (Answers below.)

1. Jennifer Lopez

2. Beyonce Knowles

3. Serena Williams

4. Brad Pitt

5. Kylie Minogue

6. Britney Spears

7. Anna Kournikova

8. Matt Wong, Vanguard Production Manager

0-3 correct: You obviously aren’t paying enough attention to tush. Turn on the television right now and start taking notes.

4-6 correct: You’re semi-informed of the dimensions of famous bums. Continue to study.

7-9 correct: An ass aficionado! You, my friend, belong in the ranks of the great ass identifiers, such as Christian Gaston, the editor-in-chief of the Vanguard. He loves the ass, and obviously you do, too.

A. 7; B. 4; C. 1; D. 5; E. 2; F. 6; G. 8; H. 3