-my own little black rain cloud
-an anti-crashing computer
-a sub-basement bonfire pit
-pillows
-an unclothed Johnny Depp
-a ban on shorts
-a deserted island to send “musicians” who shouldn’t be allowed to continue making “music,” (ex. James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Art Alexakis, etc.), with no chance of escape
-a tiki bar in my cubicle
-free liquor for the new A&C bar
-a lifetime supply of Little Debbie’s Fudge Rounds
-a sacred cow for petting
-an in-office Frank Sinatra/Sigur Ros concert
-a date with the long-haired member of Ground Charlie