President-elect Donald Trump to be inaugurated Jan. 20

The inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Michael Pence will be held Friday, Jan. 20th, beginning at 8:30 a.m. local time with the official swearing in at 9 a.m. While no official watch parties are planned on campus as of press time, most TVs on campus should be clear of anti-Trump students as a walkout is planned to begin at noon. Expect the pre-walkout speeches to keep lefties occupied and the state-subsidized TVs open to all you eager capitalists hungering to hang out in a publicly-funded collective space to celebrate.