Vanguard Reads Cringey DMs

“I’m on the phone with Apple, because iTunes doesn’t have you listed as their hottest single…”

Well, Valentine’s Day has come and gone, along with terrible DMs from potential suitors-to-be. What’s the worst DM you’ve ever gotten? Here are some cringey DMs received by Portland State students and read by Vanguard editors.

Filmed by: Emma Josephson
Edited by: Samantha Lydick
Copy Written by: A.M. LaVey