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Daily Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Spring term nice but hard.
Want to go outside, not class.
Do what’s best for you!

Taurus April 21-May 20
Beer is best outside.
Don’t have open container
You will get busted.

Gemini May 21-June 21
Twin people beware
Spending too much time in sun
Might cause a sun burn.

Cancer June 22-July 22
I think you might be
Able to tolerate this
Brand new term, new fun.

Leo July 23-August 22
Elections soon here.
Are you watching and waiting?
Or do you not care?

Virgo August 23-September 22
Will this term be good?
Didn’t get classes wanted?
It will work out soon.

Libra September 23-October 23
Libra do beware
The lure of the bright sunlight.
You’re at school to learn!

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Making it to class
Can be really difficult.
So you just skip it!

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Spring colds are the worst
Try to keep healthy, drink less
Eat your fruits, veggies.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Have a summer job?
You should start looking right now.
Economy’s bad.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Spring term is so great!
You can study in outdoors.
Or you can just play.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Why is it so hard
To think of a scope for you?
Go outside and play?