Accessorize to murder

Some trends need to die already. I’m here to help with that. Transition lenses Glasses are sometimes a necessary accessory. Transition lenses, however, are not necessary—prescription sunglasses do exist. Some…

The wristwatch—a timeless tradition

How often do you see someone wearing a wristwatch? Not very often, I’ll wager, unless it’s a smartwatch that’s no doubt connected to a smartphone. But let’s be honest: that’s…

Get a jeg up on this warm weather

Maybe you wear jeggings. Maybe you don’t. Maybe you should. I’d like to take a moment to talk about the wonders of the faux pants that are jeggings—you know, those stretch-infused…

Jorts Wars: The denim menace

Spring has sprung, and it’s time to start thinking about your summer wardrobe. Most importantly, will you be rocking jorts, and will they make you look like Daisy Duke or…

A homebody’s night in: A how-to

1. Start on your shitty extra-long twin mattress that you’ve cozied up with grandma’s lovingly made quilts and crochet afghans. Settle down for a binge marathon of The X-Files while…