PSU Vanguard Shield Icon

Daily Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.


March 21-April 20
School makes you sleepy
Professors are so boring.
Why can’t they be brief?


April 21-May 20
The weather is bad.
Where did all this rain come from?
Must get warm clothes out.


May 21-June 21
Sleepy afternoons
School is not stimulating.
But coffee sure is.


June 22-July 22
To my hippie friends,
Patchouli not a shower.
Please soap up sometimes.


July 23-August 22
Headaches keep coming?
If it’s not a hangover,
Try taking some drugs.


August 23-September 22
Doing your homework,
Necessarily evil.
But not always fun.


September 23-October 23
Bring your lunch to school
To save a little money.
Later take a trip.


October 24-November 21
Hey, on the nice days
Can we have our class outside?
We would learn better!


November 22-December 21
Oh how we need naps.
The afternoon is boring,
And our eyes heavy.


December 22-January 20
New music is good.
New CDs make you happy.
Forget about school.


January 21-February 19
Hate to manage time?
Do not spread yourself so thin.
Take it easier.


February 20-March 20
I wish coffee girls
Would move a little faster

Don’t want to be late.