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Nikki Degan’s Holiday Wish List

-my own little black rain cloud

-an anti-crashing computer

-a sub-basement bonfire pit


-an unclothed Johnny Depp

-a ban on shorts

-a deserted island to send “musicians” who shouldn’t be allowed to continue making “music,” (ex. James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Art Alexakis, etc.), with no chance of escape

-a tiki bar in my cubicle

-free liquor for the new A&C bar

-a lifetime supply of Little Debbie’s Fudge Rounds

-a sacred cow for petting

-an in-office Frank Sinatra/Sigur Ros concert

-a date with the long-haired member of Ground Charlie