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Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Don’t be so worried
Finals just around corner
Summer will be here.

Taurus April 21-May 20
Got your cap and gown?
Ordered your extra tickets?
You can’t wait to walk!

Gemini May 21-June 21
What’s up with the clouds?
Temperate rainforests suck.
Sun, please reappear.

Cancer June 22-July 22
Do homework at bars
It will make it easier
Maybe not better.

Leo July 23-August 22
It is hard to think
Summer makes it much harder
School is so boring.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Kung Pao chicken’s good
Pizza and cold beer are too.
Morning after food.

Libra September 23-October 23
Quit drinking coffee?
Headaches, crankiness, fatigue
Why even bother?

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Rain, rain go away
Spring is here, summer comes soon
Clouds make me so sad.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
You should swear some more
It’s so invigorating
Honor your anger.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Tribal dance, burn books
Shred your blue books and notebooks
Let your school angst out.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Don’t talk out of turn
Know what you’re talking about
Classmates won’t hate you.

Pisces February 20-March 20
At graduation
Cap and gown are all I’ll wear
I will soon be free.