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Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Eat, sleep, class, work out
Maybe some time for homework.
When will it be break?

Taurus April 21-May 20
Bull people take heed
Drive safe during the winter
The weather is bad.

Gemini May 21-June 21
Dreaming of summer
When sun is warm and no rain
Will fall on your head.

Cancer June 22-July 22
Listen to some tunes
It helps you do your homework
Mozart makes you smart.

Leo July 23-August 22
Try to get a plant
A plant that is hard to kill
They make room nicer.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Don’t sign petition
Until you read the thing first!
Be educated!

Libra September 23-October 23
The president fell.
Gluttony is a grave sin.
Dogs don’t know Heimlich.

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Be on the lookout!
Luna lost her umbrella.
Now her head is wet.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Seniors look for jobs.
What will you be when grown up?
Probably not rich.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Too many carbos
Will make you puff up real big,
Beer has carbos too.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Thinking is too hard.
It sucks to be near the last.
Predictions all used!

Pisces February 20-March 20
Countdown to birthday
One year older good or bad?

Good presents do help.