Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
The weather is weird.
Will it be hot or be cold,
Will it be raining?

Taurus April 21-May 20
Where did the sun go?
Now you are so very sad.
It will come back soon.

Gemini May 21-June 21
I thought it was spring.
You made that mistake as well.
Get umbrellas out!

Cancer June 22-July 22
Summer’s not far off.
Are you making some big plans?
Try to save money.

Leo July 23-August 22
Sunscreen is your friend.
Tans really give you cancer.
Protect your nice skin.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Do you hate to work?
I think everyone hates work.
But you have to go.

Libra September 23-October 23
Eat your fiber friend.
Beer does not have very much.
Try to be healthful.

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Scorpions beware:
Slacking is harmful to grades.
Now get some work done.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
You are really smug

Because you caught up your work.

Aren’t you the smart one?

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Try to get more sleep.
You will hate school a lot less.
You will be less mean.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Drink some more water
Instead of all that coffee.
Your body thanks you.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Catch up this weekend.
Next time don’t slack off so much.
You do know better.