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Daily Horoscope’s

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20

Three 10-page papers.

They are due a day apart.

No rest for you soon.

Taurus April 21-May 20

TV will distract

Even the best of students.

Throw it in the trash.

Gemini May 21-June 21

Tons of books to read.

A million papers to write,

I’m getting headaches.

Cancer June 22-July 22

It would be so cool,

To just go away on trips,

Rather than to class.

Leo July 23-August 22

Do you want a pet?

They can be lots of trouble.

Wait till you’re ready.

Virgo August 23-September 22

Are your feet stinky?

You are in luck, my good friend!

It’s sandal season!

Libra September 23-October 23

Are you a senior?

Do not stop working just yet.

The term is not done.

Scorpio October 24-November 21

Try to work ahead.

You will get much less stressed out.

And school will suck less.

Sagittarius November22-December 21

Playing the Frisbee

Can be very dangerous

In the South Park Blocks.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

You are tired of school?

Everyone else is too.

Take some more long naps.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The meatloaf was bad,

And it made you very sick.

You should learn to cook.

Pisces February 20-March 20

That 10-page paper

Did not write itself, did it?

Staying up so late!