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Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20

Spring Break is soon here.

The waiting will be over!

Break time is best time!

Taurus April 21-May 20

Ready for travel?

Shots, passport, money, tickets

Leave your books behind.

Gemini May 21-June 21

Twin people beware:

Hangovers are so nasty

Don’t get too many.

Cancer June 22-July 22

Not all break money

Should be spent on alcohol.

Save some for Advil.

Leo July 23-Aug. 22

One week is still left,

And then the pain of finals.

Make the best of Break.

Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Lazy feels so good.

But only after finals.

Failing really sucks.

Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 23

If you don’t have plans

Don’t you worry about it.

Just sleep all day long.

Scorpio Oct. 24-Nov. 21

You don’t want to be

On “Girls Gone Wild” video

Try keeping shirt on.

Sagittarius Nov. 22-Dec. 21

If you have wild Break,

You might not be well rested

For the next school term.

Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 20

Forget about school.

Clear your mind, let it all go

At least for a week.

Aquarius Jan. 21-Feb. 19

You guys are wierdos.

You actually like school.

What is wrong with you?

Pisces Feb. 20-March 20

Seniors take my heed,

This will be your last Spring Break.

Next year there is none.